“I’ve tried not to be overwhelmed by size - ‘just because something’s bigger, it’s better’ - I’ve never thought that. There’s no denying it however, I’m in the fucking Hobbit playing the fucking hobbit.”
It should be illegal for a man of his age to be this cute.
‘You know, me and Ben know each other, you know, reasonably well now, so I feel comfortable doing things with him, so yeah, things like the fighting stuff or physical stuff”
41. Martin Freeman
Martin Freeman | Men Only
“Captain John Watson, Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.”
lovehate Martin Freeman
Fig. 1: The Kissy-Pouty Face
HOW DOES IT WORK
Mummy Holmes has lured them to 221B while she’s sent her sons on a wild goose chase so that she can meet their partners.
“I presume you’re the gentlemen currently having sexual intercourse with my children without so much as meeting me first? Do come in, sit down.”
“YOU’RE their mother?”
“Of course I am, whom did you expect?”
“To be honest I figured they’d both been created in some freak lab experiment and they just called the scientist Mummy.”
“Ah, you must be Gregory. My eldest has told me about your rather unique sense of humor. I’ve prepared tea for us all. Now sit and tell me when you intend to make honest men of them both…”
Part of me is obviously very sad because John is upset, but another, very tiny part of me is wondering if I could get my tongue in his little chin dimple.
This is what John does when he’s fed up with Sherlock. He storms out of the flat and to the nearest salon where he can get some special John-time and just tell Paulette about how much of an annoying dick his boyfriend is.