theatre = art form
theater = location
if it has musical numbers = musical
if it does not = play
when in doubt, just call it a show
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.
I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK
when someone tickles ur neck
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
what a beautiful day to stay indoors