I will make you believe you are lovely.
Capri Jay |-/ 18 |-/ bone dust smells like Cool Ranch Doritos

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life



Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot.

posted 5 hours ago via sherleck · © eorwyn with 8,382 notes

micromanaging:

lesbiancactus:

I really really needed to see thhs

treat yourself and look at this please

micromanaging:

lesbiancactus:

I really really needed to see thhs

treat yourself and look at this please


joolescoosablooncas:

I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.


dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?


"Be proud of your place in the cosmos, it is small and yet, it is."
— Cecil Palmer (via stalkingllama)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage


flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story


furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples


tenkenryu:

spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

image

About. Damn. Time.


jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it