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Capri Jay |-/ 18 |-/ bone dust smells like Cool Ranch Doritos



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disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls


maria-tries:

erm, we can still hear you, sam


simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay


makelikeatreeand:

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is essentially a 30 second clip of a quick breakdown of plot, then titles, then 20 minutes proving what a horrible idea the initial suggestion is and I love it.



zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein


aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”



snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR


misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 


alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading


lesbolution:

can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.