i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot.
I really really needed to see thhs
treat yourself and look at this please
I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.
Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples
and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.
About. Damn. Time.
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
OH MY GOD